joke of the day

 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
   To get to the other cluckin’ side.

2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts.

3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
   An impasta.

4. Why did the math book look sad?
   It had too many problems.

5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear.

6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   He was outstanding in his field!

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
   Frostbite!

8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack up!

9. How do you organize a space party?
   You planet!

10. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged.